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May 09 2008

White van man's never had it so good

Matt Saunders

If so, weren’t you totally knocked sideways by how comfortable, refined, well-equipped, well-mannered, easy-to-drive and actually-remarkably-fast it was?

A couple of house moves recently gave me cause to become acquainted with the rarefied delights of the modern commercial vehicle market. In the space of two months, I had weekends in the latest Renault Master and Mercedes Sprinter panel vans. I did more than 400 miles in both, to-ing and fro-ing from old gaff to new. And not once did I consider myself unlucky to be doing so: it was great fun.

For starters, everyone loves a high driving position, but in today’s cargo-carrier, that comes with decent grip, performance and steering, good economy, surprisingly good refinement, a decently-appointed and designed cabin, and often the kind of equipment you associate with luxo-saloons. Suddenly, careers in construction and logistics look a lot more appealing to me.

The Mercedes Sprinter I drove was particularly impressive, not least because it was Mercedes’ ‘Safety Van’ – a demonstrator designed to showcase many safety systems you can spec on your Merc workhorse that’ll keep it, and you, from a nasty accident.

It had a reversing camera, airbags, antilock brakes with brakeforce distribution, automatic wipers and headlights, a speed limiter and ESP. And it was bright yellow, which must have made it that bit more visible, loaded as it was with beds, fridges, sofas, wardrobes and such, on the southbound M40.

The Renault I drove wasn’t exactly sparsely kitted out either, with sat nav, a CD player, electric windows, and more. Of the two, it was the marginally smaller, more workmanlike device, but the manual gearchange was slick, the clutch light, and the ride quality quiet and pliant.

All things being considered, I reckon the modern commercial vehicle is wasted on builders, plumbers, gardeners, couriers et al. They’re limousines really - they just happen to have a bit more boot space – and it’s a shame they’re not driven a bit more gently, and treated with a bit more respect here in Britain.

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About Matt Saunders

Career started in a mk III Jaguar that conveyed him home from the maternity ward. At Autocar since 2003, he says he's enjoyed every minute - especially the hairy ones.

Comments

JJBoxster May 9, 2008 9:37 PM

It's amazing the transformation that happens as soon as a petrolheaded white collar restaurant goer steps into the cab of a van.

You're immediately transformed into White-Van-Man foot down scampering about the urban landscape like you're DHL on urgent parcel delivery (boy do these vans belie their size and weight - they drive like go-carts, lots of fun;).

The trans-sation to Van driver includes wanting a Yorkie Bar, Red Bull and searching for 'birds' on te street-scape to whistle at.

Then you step from the Van and >kapow< your back to your pen pushing, car driving world.

There seriously needs to be some scientific research into the phenominum of socio-mutation that happens on that first step up to the vans driving seat because I simply can't describe how this transformation happens!

230SL May 10, 2008 9:36 AM

Sprinters are fantastic, I have driven them for years, the latest though is so quiet too.

Why should n't a tradesman have something comfy, if they are expected to drive at four in the morning and then do a days work when they arrive at 8, think they should be fitted with cruise control as standard though, they need something to make them more laid back.

Lucky that mums have n't caught on to them, they could fit a slide in the back of a high roof Sprinter and still use less fuel than a Range Rover.

trackdemon May 12, 2008 11:38 AM

Matt,

I think there might be a couple of lines of copy missing from the start of this piece...? ;-)

"Have you piloted the latest white-van-mans wheels recently?"

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